Lost my wallet again

So

Today I lost my wallet again. I've lost it many many times. Sometimes - surprisingly often - it turns up. Sometimes not.

I was in a rather stressed state at work. I needed to get a mortgage application in the post, reply to an urgent e-mail and be at a meeting discussing an important deal all at the same time.

I decided nip out of the meeting to sprint off on my bike to a post box before getting back to write the e-mail. Because I have lost my pass for the office (that was yesterday's loss, but its still lost today), I got rather flustered around getting in and out of work, and may have dropped my wallet at the entrance. Or maybe if fell out of my pocket while I was cycling. Or maybe I left it on my desk and someone nicked it.

Anyway, an hour or so later, while working on the e-mail matter, I realised that it was gone.

There followed some time asking the security guards whether it had turned up (twice), looking under the desk (three times), looking in my bag (four times). No sign of it. I'll post tomorrow if it turns up but have cancelled all my cards anyway.